When you put your music on shuffle and the song you actually wanted to listen to comes on first…
People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
Honestly, and I mean this with my whole body's worth of disrespect, fuck clear blue skies. That shit is boring and does nothing for me. I need overcast. I need roiling seas of grey wisps that turn and crash and make you unsure of whether the sky will open up and send down it's fury. I need CLOUDS....
The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"
And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down
Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!
We always break up to make up…. But this is the last time 💚💛💜
I now aspire to be like this woman I just witnessed leaving the bar on a motorcycle… 🥲🥹
Scrolling on here in public always is a gamble 😭
Thank you bus drivers thank you janitors thank you pilots thank you truck drivers thank you airline stewardesses thank you waiters thank you line cooks thank you rideshare drivers
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